comedycentral:

The really impressive thing about this is it’s playing in reverse.

comedycentral:

The really impressive thing about this is it’s playing in reverse.

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collegehumor:


New Breed of Wiener Dog


The only dog even PETA wishes was wearing a sweater.

collegehumor:

The only dog even PETA wishes was wearing a sweater.

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arewehavingpunyet:

Sonic Drive-In can be very totful at times.

arewehavingpunyet:

Sonic Drive-In can be very totful at times.

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collegehumor:

MMA Fighter Knocks Self Out with Flying Kick

At least he knocked someone out. That other guy didn’t get to hit anyone.

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cracked:

Click here for the full analysis.

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There’s an App For That

collegehumor:

So my girlfriend has got into the habit of giving me oral whenever I get a important phone call in. She thinks it funny as I try to keep a solid tone of voice. Little does she know there is a fake call application that shows name of caller and everything and you can even schedule a time for it to call. Needless to say I have been having fake conversations with a app and get head now on demand pretty much.

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collegehumor:



Flowchart: How Well You’ll Do in Prison


If you don’t see this chart as something to slam a person’s head into, not well.
If you don’t see this chart as something to slam a person’s head into, not well.

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insane-knockout:

WE’RE BUFF…and blurry…

ME LIKE! ;)

insane-knockout:

WE’RE BUFF…and blurry…

ME LIKE! ;)

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insane-knockout:

psychophobe:

Whenever I find a guy that likes me back enough to call himself my boyfriend, we will do every one of these.

Yes.

Gotta do each of these at least once :D

(Source: cat-dust)

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